Emerald’s Secret Wish

Seriously, I really wish I could do this. It’s sort of retarded. But I love it. I even want the skimpy yellow outfit. Don’t tell my mother (she’d have more of a problem with yellow than skimpy, but whatever).


Josh will not be samba-ing to the best of my knowledge. I’ll have to find a fruity partner who considers me no sexier than a really nice watch or other matchy-matchy accessory. I’ll also have to get over my social anxiety, stage fright, inability to do much physical activity being so out of shape, and hate-on for spending unnecessary money on frivolous things like dancing lessons. It might be a while…


  1. July 29, 2008 at 5:26 am

    May I respectfully request video be posted when the big day comes? 😛

  2. Emerald said,

    July 29, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    I might be old and wrinkly by then, but sure. By that time I won’t care what I look like, I’ll be rocking the purple spandex and big obnoxious hats.

  3. Josh said,

    July 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    She frowns on my dream to kill a bear with a knife, and yet she dreams about dancing with flamers. Women!

  4. Emerald said,

    July 29, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Dancing flamers can’t maul me! 😛

  5. Maggie, dammit said,

    July 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Josh is funny. 🙂

    But I think you may be on to something here… I imagine it would take quite a bit of heat off my husband if I found myself a flaming, dancing boyfriend.

    Point to ponder.

  6. Josh said,

    July 29, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    They might maul me. Think about that one.

  7. Emerald said,

    July 30, 2008 at 1:19 am

    But bears…maul…right? That’s what they do? With teeth and claws and…stuff? You’ve got one knife he’s got…ten? Do bears kick?

  8. romi41 said,

    July 30, 2008 at 1:34 am

    WTF…video no longer available? Maybe my mom knew I was trying to watch it and alerted YouTube ’cause it’s too provocative for me…in which case you and fruity dude will have to give me a personal performance 😉

  9. Emerald said,

    July 30, 2008 at 3:01 am

    awwww, i hate when that happens! just go to youtube and search for ‘so you think you can dance i fell in love with a dj’. yes, you will feel revolting for typing it, it will be so worthwhile.

    and thanks for stopping by maggie! i think you’re right. and i think men would enjoy watching their ladies dance sexy with a completely non threatening other. that way they get to watch us be super sexy without having to do those admittedly flaming hip gyrations.

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