Seriously, I really wish I could do this. It’s sort of retarded. But I love it. I even want the skimpy yellow outfit. Don’t tell my mother (she’d have more of a problem with yellow than skimpy, but whatever).
Josh will not be samba-ing to the best of my knowledge. I’ll have to find a fruity partner who considers me no sexier than a really nice watch or other matchy-matchy accessory. I’ll also have to get over my social anxiety, stage fright, inability to do much physical activity being so out of shape, and hate-on for spending unnecessary money on frivolous things like dancing lessons. It might be a while…
800 Miles 
Peter Parkour said,
July 29, 2008 at 5:26 am
May I respectfully request video be posted when the big day comes? 😛
Emerald said,
July 29, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I might be old and wrinkly by then, but sure. By that time I won’t care what I look like, I’ll be rocking the purple spandex and big obnoxious hats.
Josh said,
July 29, 2008 at 3:34 pm
She frowns on my dream to kill a bear with a knife, and yet she dreams about dancing with flamers. Women!
Emerald said,
July 29, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Dancing flamers can’t maul me! 😛
Maggie, dammit said,
July 29, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Josh is funny. 🙂
But I think you may be on to something here… I imagine it would take quite a bit of heat off my husband if I found myself a flaming, dancing boyfriend.
Point to ponder.
Josh said,
July 29, 2008 at 7:16 pm
They might maul me. Think about that one.
Emerald said,
July 30, 2008 at 1:19 am
But bears…maul…right? That’s what they do? With teeth and claws and…stuff? You’ve got one knife he’s got…ten? Do bears kick?
romi41 said,
July 30, 2008 at 1:34 am
WTF…video no longer available? Maybe my mom knew I was trying to watch it and alerted YouTube ’cause it’s too provocative for me…in which case you and fruity dude will have to give me a personal performance 😉
Emerald said,
July 30, 2008 at 3:01 am
awwww, i hate when that happens! just go to youtube and search for ‘so you think you can dance i fell in love with a dj’. yes, you will feel revolting for typing it, it will be so worthwhile.
and thanks for stopping by maggie! i think you’re right. and i think men would enjoy watching their ladies dance sexy with a completely non threatening other. that way they get to watch us be super sexy without having to do those admittedly flaming hip gyrations.